I stumbled upon this reading my fiance's friend's blog... How lame...
1. You can enjoy a beer all night long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football.
5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
8. Hangovers go away.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15. A beer goes down easy.
16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
19. Beer is always wet.
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
21. You can have a beer in public.
22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
26. You can't catch social diseases from a beer.
27. When you're interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason.
28. A beer is always satisfying.
29. A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
30. A beer won't tell you its pregnant for fun.
31. A beer does not come with in-laws.
32. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.
33. To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box.
34. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak.
35. Beer doesn't complain about farting.
36. The only thing a beer tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom.
37. You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.
38. Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought.
39. Beer won't drive you to drink.
40. You can shoot a beer.
41. A beer chaser is easier to catch.
42. You don't need a license to live with a beer.
43. A tree is good enough for a beer.
44. Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't.
45. Beer doesn't care how much you earn.
46. Beer and "ice" don't mix.
47. Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation--it goes along happily.
48. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it. 4
9. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
50. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.
51. Beer never complains about a wet spot.
52. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight.
53. A beer doesn't bleed one week out of the month.
Monday, March 28, 2005
Thursday, March 24, 2005
Few Quotes To Keep Me Pondering
Perfect love is rare indeed - for to be a lover will require that you continually have the subtlety of the very wise, the flexibility of the child, the sensitivity of the artist, the understanding of the philosopher, the acceptance of the saint, the tolerance of the scholar and the fortitude of the certain. -Leo Buscaglia
True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending. - K Knight
Love fails, only when we fail to love. - J. Franklin
The pain of love is the pain of being alive. It is a perpetual wound. -Maureen Duffy
Unknown love quote:
What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.
Confucius:
Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?
"Love is when you stop saying nonsense things and can simply be silent."Kaitlin Rogers
"Love withers under constraint; its very essence is liberty; it is compatible neither with obedience, jealousy, nor fear: it is there most pure, perfect and unlimited, where its votaries live in confidence, equality and reserve." -Percy Bysshe Shelley
“Love is determined by gravity that weighs us down, but unconditional love magnifies eternally.” – Keyana Lewis
True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending. - K Knight
Love fails, only when we fail to love. - J. Franklin
The pain of love is the pain of being alive. It is a perpetual wound. -Maureen Duffy
Unknown love quote:
What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.
Confucius:
Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?
"Love is when you stop saying nonsense things and can simply be silent."Kaitlin Rogers
"Love withers under constraint; its very essence is liberty; it is compatible neither with obedience, jealousy, nor fear: it is there most pure, perfect and unlimited, where its votaries live in confidence, equality and reserve." -Percy Bysshe Shelley
“Love is determined by gravity that weighs us down, but unconditional love magnifies eternally.” – Keyana Lewis
Monday, March 21, 2005
Which Stunning Spirit Of Emotion I Am
You are the Spirit of Love. You think around
romance and are extremely compassionate.
Whenever you want something you can get it due
to your fiery passion. You can make friends
quite easily, because peopole are attracted to
your obvious good nature. You will have no
trouble in finding a life partner and will be
very happy.
Which stunning spirit of emotion are you? NEW AND IMPROVED! (amazingly beautiful anime pics!)
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Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Confession
Marriage Vow:
"I promise to love, honour, comfort and keep you
In sickness and in health
And be faithful to you
So long as we both shall live"
Hope that on 10 May 2006, I would be successfully able to exchange the above this vow of life-long commitment with my fiance, Jeff.
Pray that it would be my first and last time saying this oath for the rest of my life.
For the past coming 5 years, from the day we met each other and decided to walk into this relationship, we had been through many ups and downs of life. From each hurdle, we learn something new and at the same time our relationship was strengthen. Of course, there were times when the both of us wanted to get out this relationship, but we calmed ourselves down and realized that we still do love each other very much.
The main reason why I chose to stick with him no matter what happened was because, he is the only guy who could tolerate all my temperamental behavior, erratic mood changes and also give me the love as well as security that no other guys that had I been with before could provide. I know that he had tolerated and accepted all the negative aspects of me to the extend that many people would say that he could find a better girl than me and that I don't deserve him. But I am glad that those comments had not waivered his love for me.
I have to admit that my love life was not a smooth one before I know him and I had my doubts about this relationship in the beginning but I guess, time had allowed him to prove that afterall, he is worthy of my trust and love.
I would like to thank all friends and relatives who had persistently told me how good a boyfriend Jeff is and reminded me that I must not miss this golden chance of having this S.N.A.G to adore and to love me. Well, he has his flaws too but they ain't as bad and horrible as mine. (Hee!)
Pray that our love would last until the day when our hair turns grey, when I suffer from osteoporosis and when the four nails are nailed onto my final resting ground...
"I promise to love, honour, comfort and keep you
In sickness and in health
And be faithful to you
So long as we both shall live"
Hope that on 10 May 2006, I would be successfully able to exchange the above this vow of life-long commitment with my fiance, Jeff.
Pray that it would be my first and last time saying this oath for the rest of my life.
For the past coming 5 years, from the day we met each other and decided to walk into this relationship, we had been through many ups and downs of life. From each hurdle, we learn something new and at the same time our relationship was strengthen. Of course, there were times when the both of us wanted to get out this relationship, but we calmed ourselves down and realized that we still do love each other very much.
The main reason why I chose to stick with him no matter what happened was because, he is the only guy who could tolerate all my temperamental behavior, erratic mood changes and also give me the love as well as security that no other guys that had I been with before could provide. I know that he had tolerated and accepted all the negative aspects of me to the extend that many people would say that he could find a better girl than me and that I don't deserve him. But I am glad that those comments had not waivered his love for me.
I have to admit that my love life was not a smooth one before I know him and I had my doubts about this relationship in the beginning but I guess, time had allowed him to prove that afterall, he is worthy of my trust and love.
I would like to thank all friends and relatives who had persistently told me how good a boyfriend Jeff is and reminded me that I must not miss this golden chance of having this S.N.A.G to adore and to love me. Well, he has his flaws too but they ain't as bad and horrible as mine. (Hee!)
Pray that our love would last until the day when our hair turns grey, when I suffer from osteoporosis and when the four nails are nailed onto my final resting ground...
Sunday, March 13, 2005
Jerry Macguire
Finally, after calling many video shops and finding many video shops for the past few days, I found it and bought 'Jerry Macguire' DVD. I watched it.
Ain't as nice as I thought it would be. Not as romantic as I thought it would be. Didn't even shed a single tear during the show or even felt touched by the show like I would feel or react to sappy and romantic shows.
However, still can't figure the part where Jerry comes back to Dorothy after his major dinner out and tells Dorothy that he didn't feel really happy because she was not with him and that he did not get to hear her voice beside him. Then...
Jerry: "You complete me. I love you."
Dorothy: "Shut up! You had me at hello." <---- I am confused.
Question... What does 'you had me at hello' means? Can someone who happens to read my blog kindly help me solve this 'mystery'? Thanks
Anyway, the next show I want buy to watch is ' A Walk To Remember'... Heard this show is much better than 'Jerry Macguire'. Hope that 'A Walk To Remember' would somehow be good and that it would not let me disappointed.
Ain't as nice as I thought it would be. Not as romantic as I thought it would be. Didn't even shed a single tear during the show or even felt touched by the show like I would feel or react to sappy and romantic shows.
However, still can't figure the part where Jerry comes back to Dorothy after his major dinner out and tells Dorothy that he didn't feel really happy because she was not with him and that he did not get to hear her voice beside him. Then...
Jerry: "You complete me. I love you."
Dorothy: "Shut up! You had me at hello." <---- I am confused.
Question... What does 'you had me at hello' means? Can someone who happens to read my blog kindly help me solve this 'mystery'? Thanks
Anyway, the next show I want buy to watch is ' A Walk To Remember'... Heard this show is much better than 'Jerry Macguire'. Hope that 'A Walk To Remember' would somehow be good and that it would not let me disappointed.
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
Juz 4 My 'Sistas', Clarice and Vanessa
Friends
Packing up the dreams God planted
In the fertile soil of you
Can't believe the hopes He's granted
Means a chapter in your life is through
But we'll as close as always
It won't even seem you've gone
'Cause our hearts in big and small ways
Will keep the love that keeps us strong
And friends are friends forever
If the Lord's the Lord of them
And a friend will not say 'never'
'Cause the welcome will not end
Through it's hard to let you go
In the Father's hands we know
That a lifetime's not too long to live as friends
With the faith and love God's given
Springing from the hope we know
We will pray the joy you'll live in
Is the strength that now you show
But we'll keep close as always
It won't even seem you've gone
'Cause our hearts in the big and small ways
Will keep the love that keeps is strong
PS: Enjoy all these years of friendship (and many years to come) I share with you gers... Cheers!
Packing up the dreams God planted
In the fertile soil of you
Can't believe the hopes He's granted
Means a chapter in your life is through
But we'll as close as always
It won't even seem you've gone
'Cause our hearts in big and small ways
Will keep the love that keeps us strong
And friends are friends forever
If the Lord's the Lord of them
And a friend will not say 'never'
'Cause the welcome will not end
Through it's hard to let you go
In the Father's hands we know
That a lifetime's not too long to live as friends
With the faith and love God's given
Springing from the hope we know
We will pray the joy you'll live in
Is the strength that now you show
But we'll keep close as always
It won't even seem you've gone
'Cause our hearts in the big and small ways
Will keep the love that keeps is strong
PS: Enjoy all these years of friendship (and many years to come) I share with you gers... Cheers!
Monday, March 07, 2005
Aries And Taurus Compatibility
This can be a truly wonderful match and often makes for a winning combination. The Taurus nature is ruled by Venus, Goddess of Love, which is exactly what Aries always seeks in a mate. Taurus appreciates the outward nature of Aries and Aries appreciates the earthy nature of Taurus. There are many vast differences between the two personalities however and, sometimes, the very qualities they initially appreciate in each other are the ones which, over time, they can come to dislike. Nevertheless, although the Taurus half of this combination, being somewhat on the slow-moving side, may find the going a bit hectic, the excitement of the Aries natives will often help to stimulate the relationship. The Aries partner, however, should make every effort to stifle temperamental outbursts, because Taurus is not emotional on the surface and can become quietly obstinate when angry.
Given favorable circumstances, the chance is quite excellent that this pairing will lead to a lasting relationship. However, should a break-up occur, then the Taurus partner may come surprisingly to life and give the fiery Aries a run for his or her money. That having been said, most Aries/Taurus combinations are thought of as "matches made in Heaven" and, once a relationship is established, it is unlikely that this pair will part company. Aries is an impatient, energetic and rather domineering sign, but Taurus is normally able to show the Mars-ruled Aries the error of his or her ways...once they meet on a common level.
On a more negative note, both of these natives are highly sensual, but Aries may become annoyed by the deliberate pace and unimaginative romantic overtures of Taurus. In addition, Taurus is a homebody while, on the other hand (being impulsive by nature, fond of freedom and constantly on the lookout for new experiences), Aries most definitely is not. Also, Taurus natives are somewhat "set in their ways," being possessive, jealous and often viewing as personal rejection the fact that the Aries partner needs to be an individual. Plus, it is worthy of note that while Taurus is good at making money, Aries is even better at spending it. Thus, making it through the "long haul" can prove to be quite tough going for this combination but, if they hang on long enough, then Aries will eventually come to deeply appreciate the steadiness and dependability offered by the Taurus nature.
Given favorable circumstances, the chance is quite excellent that this pairing will lead to a lasting relationship. However, should a break-up occur, then the Taurus partner may come surprisingly to life and give the fiery Aries a run for his or her money. That having been said, most Aries/Taurus combinations are thought of as "matches made in Heaven" and, once a relationship is established, it is unlikely that this pair will part company. Aries is an impatient, energetic and rather domineering sign, but Taurus is normally able to show the Mars-ruled Aries the error of his or her ways...once they meet on a common level.
On a more negative note, both of these natives are highly sensual, but Aries may become annoyed by the deliberate pace and unimaginative romantic overtures of Taurus. In addition, Taurus is a homebody while, on the other hand (being impulsive by nature, fond of freedom and constantly on the lookout for new experiences), Aries most definitely is not. Also, Taurus natives are somewhat "set in their ways," being possessive, jealous and often viewing as personal rejection the fact that the Aries partner needs to be an individual. Plus, it is worthy of note that while Taurus is good at making money, Aries is even better at spending it. Thus, making it through the "long haul" can prove to be quite tough going for this combination but, if they hang on long enough, then Aries will eventually come to deeply appreciate the steadiness and dependability offered by the Taurus nature.
Friday, March 04, 2005
Sux! Sucks! Sucky!
Woah!
1)Been very busy at work recently. Of course, not only me but ALL my colleagues are like running around the ward like insane workers. Most of us are missing our break/meal times and going home later than usual. We are damn cropped up continuously until we work ourselves 'silly'. This makes are more forgetful or sometimes making careless errors. It is a wonder that we don't suffer from burn-outs. So many tracheostomy patients who need frequent nursing care, especially suctioning. Not to forget, few potential bleeding cases... Then, there are demanding patients and relatives who thinks that they are super V.I.P that they need stat attention and nursing care for even the simplest thing... *sigh* Heard that TTSH and SGH are currently full but that dumb BMU keeps pestering us for bed or overflowing 'stupid' cases to us, making us more busy as well as blur.
2) Booking a cab when in need is also becoming more difficult. The cab booking lines are either engaged or the operator are taking longer time to answer the calls or operators would tell me no cab available at that moment. So frustrating!
3) I also bought an epilator from Best Denki which totally SUX BIG TIME! It doesn't perform up to it's purpose of epilating. Instead, it shaves! Can you imagine I spend nearly 30minutes trying to epilate just to find out that it shaves instead?! I can complete shaving within 5-10mins and this epilator is a total waste of my time... When I call Best Denki, the sales person can still tell me that they have sold many of the same product, same brand and they don't get any customers complaining about it! Worst of all, they tell me the sales representative would get back to me and that never happens... Twice already! Fed up, I am going to personally make a trip down, make a complain to the sales manager, get a refund of my money and lastly, ban buying products from Best Denki.
After letting out all my frustrations, also like that. Life still have to go on... Thus, I am moving on in my life... *Sianz* ='_'=
1)Been very busy at work recently. Of course, not only me but ALL my colleagues are like running around the ward like insane workers. Most of us are missing our break/meal times and going home later than usual. We are damn cropped up continuously until we work ourselves 'silly'. This makes are more forgetful or sometimes making careless errors. It is a wonder that we don't suffer from burn-outs. So many tracheostomy patients who need frequent nursing care, especially suctioning. Not to forget, few potential bleeding cases... Then, there are demanding patients and relatives who thinks that they are super V.I.P that they need stat attention and nursing care for even the simplest thing... *sigh* Heard that TTSH and SGH are currently full but that dumb BMU keeps pestering us for bed or overflowing 'stupid' cases to us, making us more busy as well as blur.
2) Booking a cab when in need is also becoming more difficult. The cab booking lines are either engaged or the operator are taking longer time to answer the calls or operators would tell me no cab available at that moment. So frustrating!
3) I also bought an epilator from Best Denki which totally SUX BIG TIME! It doesn't perform up to it's purpose of epilating. Instead, it shaves! Can you imagine I spend nearly 30minutes trying to epilate just to find out that it shaves instead?! I can complete shaving within 5-10mins and this epilator is a total waste of my time... When I call Best Denki, the sales person can still tell me that they have sold many of the same product, same brand and they don't get any customers complaining about it! Worst of all, they tell me the sales representative would get back to me and that never happens... Twice already! Fed up, I am going to personally make a trip down, make a complain to the sales manager, get a refund of my money and lastly, ban buying products from Best Denki.
After letting out all my frustrations, also like that. Life still have to go on... Thus, I am moving on in my life... *Sianz* ='_'=
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
Love
Love the girl in your heart, not in your mind.
If you base your relationship on feelings, it will fail for there are ups & downs in feelings.
Girls are there to be loved, not toyed around.
Love her for who she is.
Don't even think about changing any bit about her.
6 billion people in this world & 6 billion different personalities.
She's special & she will stay that way.
You change any part of her, you'll change her forever.
Don't substitute her for anyone else, they are just unique in their own ways.
Love whole-heartedly. She sacrificed a lot for you so you'd better really treasure her.
She could have just got up & date a so much more dashing guy in town but she chose you instead all because of love.
So love her guys, not play with her.
Don't just get the girl to beg you to stay or whatsoever.
If you're with her, love her.
Don't cause a strain in the relationship, you'll end up loving each other out of pity or charity, that's not respecting love at all.
Respect love the way it is & everything will be the best it can be.
I've been there & I know how it feels.
Don't expect perfection from her.
She's the only one in the world & she's done the best she could.
Like another girl while you're in a relationship?
Then I think it's time you remain single for a while.
Don't go around breaking girls' hearts, it's the most tragic thing to do.
Tell the truth, never hide anything from her.
If you want her to tell you everything, do the same.
Don't go calling other girls "honey" or "darling", how would it feel if your girl calls other guys the same way?
Be faithful, enough is enough.
Socialise only when you're single.
You socialise & flirt around is to get the girl of your dreams.
Get it over when she's already yours, don't ask for more.
It never kills to be romantic.
Think, be flexible. Getting that diamond ring isn't the only gift for her.
Be realistic, she's human & she lives life just like you.
Something sweet & simple always get the job done.
Money doesn't exist between couples, it's the love.
Never promise her that you'll love her forever because your forever might end the next day. Love her as if each day is the last.
Sweet talks only apply for singles, not for attached guys.
Do that & you'll really break your girl's heart.
Isn't good being too well-known too, it'll give her a sense of insecurity.
Remember, INSECURITY.
Promise her & make sure you never break it.
Swear to her & make sure you keep it.
Pledge your love to her & her alone.
Loving her is giving her your heart to break it but trusting her not to.
Instead, she'll cherish it & protect it.
That's love.
Give her your heart, your life, your everything.
Lay down your life & prepare to die for her when the need arises.
But stay strong & live through another day, she can never live without you.
Never, ever walk out of her life.
She won't just cry her heart out & carry on living as per normal, she'd die.
Its her heart that you've broken, how would you ever know how she feels?
Winning a girl's heart isn't the final victory.
Don't leave her once you've won her love.
Love her all the way till the end of time, love her till marriage, love her till old age, love her till death.
If you can love her till the end of time, you've earned the honor & respect for you've truly loved her.
She chose you because she believes that you can fulfil your promise.
Win her heart & love her over.
Remember, the girl isn't a trophy for display, she's someone to love, not to show off to your "friends".
Stay humble yet proud that she's the one for you.
Respect her for the way she is, never despise her & never mistreat her, never even think of toying with her.
If you base your relationship on feelings, it will fail for there are ups & downs in feelings.
Girls are there to be loved, not toyed around.
Love her for who she is.
Don't even think about changing any bit about her.
6 billion people in this world & 6 billion different personalities.
She's special & she will stay that way.
You change any part of her, you'll change her forever.
Don't substitute her for anyone else, they are just unique in their own ways.
Love whole-heartedly. She sacrificed a lot for you so you'd better really treasure her.
She could have just got up & date a so much more dashing guy in town but she chose you instead all because of love.
So love her guys, not play with her.
Don't just get the girl to beg you to stay or whatsoever.
If you're with her, love her.
Don't cause a strain in the relationship, you'll end up loving each other out of pity or charity, that's not respecting love at all.
Respect love the way it is & everything will be the best it can be.
I've been there & I know how it feels.
Don't expect perfection from her.
She's the only one in the world & she's done the best she could.
Like another girl while you're in a relationship?
Then I think it's time you remain single for a while.
Don't go around breaking girls' hearts, it's the most tragic thing to do.
Tell the truth, never hide anything from her.
If you want her to tell you everything, do the same.
Don't go calling other girls "honey" or "darling", how would it feel if your girl calls other guys the same way?
Be faithful, enough is enough.
Socialise only when you're single.
You socialise & flirt around is to get the girl of your dreams.
Get it over when she's already yours, don't ask for more.
It never kills to be romantic.
Think, be flexible. Getting that diamond ring isn't the only gift for her.
Be realistic, she's human & she lives life just like you.
Something sweet & simple always get the job done.
Money doesn't exist between couples, it's the love.
Never promise her that you'll love her forever because your forever might end the next day. Love her as if each day is the last.
Sweet talks only apply for singles, not for attached guys.
Do that & you'll really break your girl's heart.
Isn't good being too well-known too, it'll give her a sense of insecurity.
Remember, INSECURITY.
Promise her & make sure you never break it.
Swear to her & make sure you keep it.
Pledge your love to her & her alone.
Loving her is giving her your heart to break it but trusting her not to.
Instead, she'll cherish it & protect it.
That's love.
Give her your heart, your life, your everything.
Lay down your life & prepare to die for her when the need arises.
But stay strong & live through another day, she can never live without you.
Never, ever walk out of her life.
She won't just cry her heart out & carry on living as per normal, she'd die.
Its her heart that you've broken, how would you ever know how she feels?
Winning a girl's heart isn't the final victory.
Don't leave her once you've won her love.
Love her all the way till the end of time, love her till marriage, love her till old age, love her till death.
If you can love her till the end of time, you've earned the honor & respect for you've truly loved her.
She chose you because she believes that you can fulfil your promise.
Win her heart & love her over.
Remember, the girl isn't a trophy for display, she's someone to love, not to show off to your "friends".
Stay humble yet proud that she's the one for you.
Respect her for the way she is, never despise her & never mistreat her, never even think of toying with her.
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